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Back, Sack or Crack?
Stuart Sheldon
  • Jun 18, 2014
  • 3 min

Back, Sack or Crack?

A gorgeous, recently divorced, friend of mine told me, “I’ve been off the market for ten years. Back when I was dating, it seemed that most men, and many women, went natural down there. Now, I’m amazed … it seems like everyone just prefers nothing at all.” I took a sip of my Pimm’s Cup and said, “Everybody’s watching way too much porn.” She grinned, revealing perfect Spanish teeth, and continued, “I went to get waxed, and the women left a little tiny strip … but, when I looke
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