• Stuart Sheldon

Hilarious reblog from Fawkward!


leonajosephine:

This is pretty much what I did all day. Just hung out with a monkey named Beaker on a remote tropical island. She attacked me while I was playing ping-pong but I told her to stop being a dumb bitch and we’re cool now. We share cereal and stuff. UPDATE: Beaker and I are in a fight. She ransacked my room yesterday and ate all my birth control. 14 pills. She also ate my chap stick. She’s fine because I guess she eats epoxy glue and much worse things but still, I don’t know why she’s being such a dick to me. Last time I share my breakfast.

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