Stuart Sheldon
Are My Kids Failures?
My kids are 4 and 2. All I want, like any parent, is their happiness … and success. But I’ll take happiness over success every time. Some...
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Stuart Sheldon
- Jun 18, 2012
- 2 min
For Father’s Day I Got a Vasectomy
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Author unknown Let me be clear. Being a father is by...
Stuart Sheldon
- Jun 15, 2012
- 2 min
I Enjoyed My time In Jail
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ...
Stuart Sheldon
- May 16, 2012
- 1 min
The Wisdom of Walking Slowly
I have always loved elephants The gentle soulfulness Rough-hewn nobility They cannot hide Must be as they are in the world Lumbering Yet...
Stuart Sheldon
- Feb 20, 2012
- 1 min
Angel Looking for a Place to Land
Excerpted from my upcoming book, A Lonely Fool’s Masterpiece: Jodi admired the series of horizontal weathered lumber and driftwood pieces...
Stuart Sheldon
- Feb 16, 2012
- 1 min
Quit F’ing Around and Give Us Our Son
Excerpted from my upcoming book, A Lonely Fools Masterpiece: I’d painted my wife into my life. Time to paint us a child. We still had...
Stuart Sheldon
- Jan 16, 2012
- 1 min
Hilarious reblog from Fawkward!
leonajosephine: This is pretty much what I did all day. Just hung out with a monkey named Beaker on a remote tropical island. She...
Stuart Sheldon
- Oct 20, 2011
- 1 min
What If We Can’t Have Children?
Excerpted from my upcoming book, A Lonely Fool’s Masterpiece: “So, I’m telling you, if it doesn’t happen next time, I don’t think I can...
Stuart Sheldon
- May 1, 2011
- 1 min
Design District Miami Installation – Spring ’11
One vial contains drops of my boiling blood. It all speaks to the steady erosion of our civilized society. And with its mutilated...
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