My alter ego is bacon. I don’t even know what that means. I only know that it’s true. Bacon is like sex or surfing or a foot massage. Even when it’s bad it’s good. I love it so much I wore the suit above three nights in a row last week: to an Arcade Fire concert where guests were asked to come in costume. to a neighborhood Halloween party. to a highfalutin art show where I was the only person in costume. Here is what I learned. People love a guy in a bacon suit. Think about i