THE HORROR! Last month, poolside at the home of good friends, our host gave his sons, same age as ours, permission to have some screen time on his laptop. A few months earlier, one of my 7-yr-old’s classmates had suggested googling “naked” … which is exactly what the four boys did, huddled upstairs, unsupervised on a computer that, most regrettably, had no filters. As we adults sipped Coronas on floaty rafts beneath the mango tree, the entire world of hard-core porn was deliv

“A Sneeze Between the Knees. That is an orgasm!” My college sex ed teacher opened her very first lecture with that jewel. Best description I’ve heard yet. Unfortunately, that opening moment proved to be the premature climax of the class. She droned on for months mostly about STDs and birth control and all the things you really don’t want to learn about at 19. Just make me a pornstar in bed, fercrissakes! I was recently approached by a renowned sexologist keen to know my thoug