Stuart Sheldon
An Homage to Women, Wives and Mothers
My eldest stepped out of the car yesterday in a brand new lemon-yellow school shirt and khaki shorts, holding a bag full of pencils,...
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Stuart Sheldon
- Mar 6, 2014
- 3 min
Let It Go
My wife does not hold onto anger or disappointment. It is one of the steel rods that form her character. Had she held grudges, our...
Stuart Sheldon
- Sep 26, 2013
- 3 min
Banana Pudding
Food is magic. We all have that special dish, the one that instantly activates the way-back machine and jumpstarts a potent emotion. What...
Stuart Sheldon
- Jun 17, 2013
- 2 min
A Sneeze Between the Knees
“A Sneeze Between the Knees. That is an orgasm!” My college sex ed teacher opened her very first lecture with that jewel. Best...
Stuart Sheldon
- Jun 13, 2013
- 3 min
How To Divorce
Stuart Sheldon, Mother’s Day, Acrylic, Chinese funeral paper on panel, 24″x24″, 2004 I got divorced a long time ago. The short story is...
Stuart Sheldon
- Apr 11, 2013
- 1 min
Online Mating
It used to pain me to admit that I met my wife online. As if I was too pathetic to find someone in the real world. I needed algorithms....
Stuart Sheldon
- Aug 22, 2012
- 2 min
Seven Years – No Itch Here
Today is my birthday. But the more auspicious event was yesterday – my 7th anniversary. For a guy who didn’t get the marriage thing right...
Stuart Sheldon
- Aug 2, 2012
- 2 min
I Want to be a Dentist!
Gore Vidal died this week. Google him and 35,400 results appear. Because he was the greatest essayist of his age. Yet, he failed at...
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